The Free Beer Prayer
This prayer is said just before the beginning of every Free Beer concert, with your beer raised in reverence.

Learn it, Remember it, Repeat it!
(or one of those wacky Free Beer nuns will slap your knuckles with a ruler!)

Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk, (I will be drunk),
At home as it is in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillage,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, the bitter, and the lager.
Barmen.